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January 22, 2005
over 200 uses for wd40 and cocaine
The cops in England are asking pub owners to spray all available surfaces with WD40 so their customers don't do coke on the surfaces. The spray turns coke into a nasty slurry that shouldn't be ingested. And it renders toilet seats yucky and slippery. No word yet on customer response to the new slidey shitters. Or how many idiots snort coke off of the crappers in the first place. I foresee increased sales of compacts and mirrors.
Posted by parody at January 22, 2005 08:39 PM
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Steve Rubell is rolling in his grave
Posted by: little richard ....the younger at January 23, 2005 12:17 PM
Rolling something, that's for certain. the worst part of this isn't how some people will snort their blow off of any surface, no matter how unsanitary, but that the cops are urging pub owners to set up a situation that is unhealthy (ok, downright toxic--these idiots want you to snort petroleum distillate! Those limey infirmary doctors are going to be hard pressed for treatment over the ODs on this mix...), and feels gross when you have to go poo poo...
I would have never allowed what Steve allowed in my studio. Or let these p(r)igs spray my seats either. But then I'm just some dead clown who went on to pretend to be a commissioned officer of kangaroo for kiddy TV.
Posted by: Ghost of Clarabell D. Clown at January 24, 2005 08:32 PM
the world has changed. the images I took then have become history and we have moved on, not forward either.
Gore Vidal was on tv this morning ripping Bush's speech apart, it was the most lucid commentary of what is so bad about that man and his policies that I've heard so far.
We need to get our collctive asses together and fight back and soon, the 2006 elections are coming up and we need to whomp him or at least get control back.
I'll be a dead clown when I'm a dead clown, that hasn't occured yet
Posted by: little richard ....the younger at January 25, 2005 11:17 AM