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August 10, 2004
bikes and day dreaming
Note to self: day dreaming on a bike late at night will get your fat ass killed, or cause serious over exertion. Remember to look out for the landmark of where you turn. When you realize you've overshot your turn, do not turn randomly, nor take the first turn that presents it self. go back. Do not zig zag randomly around strange portions of the west side that you don't recognize--if the streets have no street signs, back track like mad. When a group of teens rush you screaming, throwing bottles and shooting, do not yell back "what the fuck are you doing?" Do not tell the cops that what you have in your bag is "my stuff." When the vops give you a ride to the address on your ID, do not tell them you don't live there anymore. Do not get experimental on the ride back to where your staying. When you finally get in, do not sit down in front of the computer and start writing, go to bed. Don't snore, there are other people in the house.
Posted by parody at August 10, 2004 02:39 AM
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